I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
"When was the last time you did something for the first time?"
Unknown (via the-devonator
(Source: wanderingheathen, via the-devonator)
"Never ignore someone who loves you and cares about you. ‘Cause one day you may realize you lost the moon while counting stars."
John O’Callaghan (via appearings
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Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.